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Well, i met dan today.  He was a complete jerk.  All he said was "hey whats up?"  He talked to everyone around him but not me.  So i left him.  Hmmmmmmmm.  I can't wait to eat alot of turkey and get all fat again so it'll be even harder to get into my x-mas ball dress.  lots of fun.  Well, i have to go.  The relatives are here.  later

Well.  I dont really have that much to say today.  Probably because i haven't done much.  Ummm i went to that stupid spirit dance last night.  It sucked.  Basically, it was preps, jocks, and then kt.  Yes always the wonderful combination.  Ummm i've been pondering what i want to do for my career for the past couple of days.  And i've finally decided that i'm gunna go to an acting school.  I wanna become either an actress in movies, tvs, or plays.  I've always loved acting, and i think it would be an awesome career to go into.  I've had my eye open for any and all casting calls near here or in like NY, but i haven't found any yet.  But i'm still looking.  Soooooo to all my friends, if you kno of any sites or kno anyone who does this kinda stuff, please leave me a comment!  thanx

<3lauren

I stayed home sick today.  It was kinda fun actually.  Cuz all i did was hang around and watch Johnny Depp movies!  It was great.  Then i found out that my friend will is in the hospital.  He's all the way in Boston.  I wanted to go visit him, but its too far away.  I really hope he gets better soon.  If you read this will, GET BETTER NOW SO YOU CAN SEE YOUR YEARBOOK!  lol.  well, that's it.  I feel too icky to type.  bye.

Thats for you will!  hahahaha!

Well, today was alirght. Nothing much happened. Wait, yes today was Matt O.'s birthday!! HAPPY 16TH BIRHTDAY MATT!!!hahahah i'm such a freak. O man some of the funniest things i've ever heard in my life were said today  One was said by me, one by Matt O., one by Erin Reilly, and one was buy Kevin H!:

 Erin:I'm gunna call your mom, and tell her that i had fun last night(says this while singing)

Matt: Rainman, you're my hero.  Cuz you look in the mirror eveyday and you don't kill youself.

Me:O yea.I've been a lying whore all my life!  wait, i mean, take off the whore part.

Kevin:Steve, you're so hott. Whenever you smile, I wanna cum all over your face!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  Those were all halarious.  I have also started to get semi-poetic.  I wrote a few "blurbs" down today.  Tell me what u think about them:

Have you ever wished you could say what's really inside of you? To not keep these feelings locked up and hidden behind lies? To walk right up to the person who you care about most and say "I love you"....... 

"You always get an instruction book for the simplist of things.  Unfortunetly, life doesn't come with instructions. There's nothing to tell you what to do when your heart and mind want to speak, but the words just aren't there?"

Ya, i dunno i think that they are alright.  O yea!  I'M SO FREAKING HAPPY!  I FINALLY HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO GET THE GUITAR THAT I WANT!  Its nothing special, because it's my first.  But heres what it looks like.  I want the red wine one.  It's the one in the very front: 

http://www.musiciansfriend.com/srs7/g=guitar/s=electric/search/bigpid/base_id/34452/

I also found an amp that I'm gunna get.  It's small, but i'm just learning so all i need is a small one for now:

http://www.musiciansfriend.com/srs7/g=guitar/s=amps/search/bigpid/base_id/58989/

Today was alright.  Except for the fact that i've been feeling really sick and feeling like i'm going to puke for the longest time.  Like, usually if i just sit there and don't move for like 20 min. then i'm alright.  But now its just been on going.  Like i have that feeling right now.  That's why my journal entry is going to be short.  O man.  I had the funniest and most perverted convorsation with Brian last night.  It consisted of crabs, women's clothing, and thongs.  As usual, we had our random word contest.  And when it was his turn, he said krotch, i said sand, and then he said crabs.  Then we came to the realization that we were talking about crabs like the kind you get in ur "crotichial area".  So i said all i have in my crotch is underwear, and he asked what kind.  I said a thong and he started asking me all these questions.  Like do they give you weggies all the time, are they uncomfortable, and where can you buy them?  So i said o you want to buy women's clothes?  what kind?  And of course, being a guy, he said hooker clothes.  I googled it and this is what i came up with:

  Wonderful huh?  So i wanted to be a major ass, and i put that picture up in his locker.  But much to my displeasure, he liked it!  He thought it was funny.  He told everyone that he's a fan of beastiality.  hahahaha never the less, it was hallarious.  And it also turns out, that Eirn has this same picture saved on her computer because she thought it was funny.  hahahaha.  I have such awesome friends.  I swear, if i didn't have as good friends as i do now, i'd probably be really messed up.  Thanx guyz!  ; ^ )   (me w/ tear on my face).  The only thing that i wish could happen is that the guy i like will figure our that i like him and he'll ask me out and then everything will be perfect.  Well, now i have to go on and do my lovely geometry homework!  woo and hoo........later.

WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  IT'S SNOWING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!  sorry random act of hyperness there.  well, back to my day.  It was one of the funniest days i've had in a long time.  If you were depressed and were about to kill urself, relive this day w/ me and u'd soon be a Jesus loving freak like Mrs. Adams.  First, history class.  Matt Oulette hasn't slept in about 36 hours.  So today in history, we finished watching our movie.  The second Bierdin shut off the lights, Matt was completely out.  We tryed everything to wake him up.

Calling his name:no response

Poking/slapping him:no response

Bell ringing: still no response

He finally woke up after we screamed in his ear.  Then there was french class.........oooooo yes.  We watched Scary Movie 3.  Mr. Ritardo(Ricardo+retard) asked us if there was anything "innapropriate" in it.  Of course, we all said no.  So for those of you who have seen it, it got to this part when a bunch of girls start to take their shirts off and the office turns into like a stripclub thing.  And just who happens to walk in at that moment? THE ONE AND ONLY MISS AUBERTINE!!!!!!!!!  The principle of our skool for those nonspm people out there.  She stares blankly @ the screen for a few seconds and says "O this must be a bad time.  I'll come back later"  And of course Mr. Ricardo tries to blame it on us and tries to say that we knew what was going on all the time.  I'm so not taking a detention from that bastard!  hahahahahahahaha.  Well, my day was kool, and now i'm off to the night!  toodles!

O YEA i'm also going to start a word of the day now.  Today's word is "kanoodling"  Kanoodling means having "intimate relations with someone". 

Well, today i did absoultly nothing. I did make a complete ass of myself at the gym though. I was going to change the channel on the treadmill tv, and i accidentely leaned on the "speed up" button. When i stepped back on, i fell on my ass. And this really hott kid was like "Ouch! Are you ok?" I was completely horrified. O well. I'm so freaking bored right now, that i'm going to post this convorsation i had w/ kone.  just to give me someting to do.  WAAATATA!!!!!!!sry(random act of hyperness)

CONVO:

SkaorDeath1234: that was only  2 random questions
SkaorDeath1234: some random question day
SkaorDeath1234: you ruined my life
XBemyspin247X: sry i'll ask some more later
XBemyspin247X: nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
SkaorDeath1234: i think im going to hang myself
XBemyspin247X: no dont do that
XBemyspin247X: lol
XBemyspin247X: he stallion might need you
XBemyspin247X: :-D
SkaorDeath1234: haha
SkaorDeath1234: thats a random sentance
SkaorDeath1234: put a question mark after it
XBemyspin247X: yes it is
XBemyspin247X: ok the stallion might need you?
XBemyspin247X: no but i really have to go.  i have to go to the dentist.  blech
SkaorDeath1234: yeah dentist
SkaorDeath1234: i like going to the dentist
XBemyspin247X: noooo boo dentish
SkaorDeath1234: cause its my grandpa SkaorDeath1234: have fun getting stuff put in your mouth and crap Go here to listen to Spongebob Squarepants gone punk: AOL Music: Avril Lavigne: 'Spongebob Squa...

today  was a weird day.  it was another half day, but it still dragged on extermely slowly!  I came home and watched Ed Wood.  It's a Johnny Depp movie.  well, bak to shcool being slow.  especially w/ mrs. adams class.  o man, yesturday erin drew a picture of her spontaniously combusting.  cuz (out of nowhere) matt o. just says "it would be hallarious if she just burst into flames".  this was during math class, so we had to contain our hysteria.  i also found out that i have an embarassing tendency to just tuck my skirt into my underwear!  i did it three times this week.  its just like disease.........well, maybe not but u get the idea.  We played bingo in english and erin drew a picture of a cow mooing.  also random.  oooo yea. i'm gunna put part of a random convorsation i just had w/ graham in this later.  ummmmm ya i'm gunna die tonight.  my parents r @ the stupid parent/teacher confrences.  i really hope that none of my teachers will show them my grades.  cuz then i'm screwed for life!  the st. john's dance is finally this saturday!!!!!!!  hopefully my parents will let me go.  maybe i dunno.  HOLY CRAP!  this morning i saw a sign that said "Heidi's Hippie HIdeaway".  i almost pissed my pants from laughing soooo hard!   newayz, here's part of the convo i had today:

 The Dark Hollow: lol im jk, u take me too seriosly
XBemyspin247X: i kno i take everyone too seriously. 
XBemyspin247X: but, thats jsut how i am cuz i'm demented
XBemyspin247X: lol
The Dark Hollow: lol well stop being that way
XBemyspin247X: I CAN'T!!!!!!
XBemyspin247X: hahahahahaha
The Dark Hollow: u can, just think like the little engine that could "I think I can, I think I can I think I can"
 and you'll be able to
XBemyspin247X: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
XBemyspin247X: awwwww hahaha that was wicked funny
XBemyspin247X: :-D
XBemyspin247X: and extremely random
The Dark Hollow: yes but true

LOOK AT MY USER PICTURE AND TRY AND SAY THE COLOR NOT THE WORD!  ITS WICKED HARD!  RACHEL TRYED TO DO IT AND IT WAS HARD FOR HER.  TEE HE HE.  SHES GUNNA SLAP ME BECAUSE I'M SAYING THIS.  ::OUCH:: SEE?!  SHE JUST SLAPPED ME!  SRY  I'M A DITZ.  LATERZ!  I LOVE YOU ERIN REILLY!  HAHAHAHA GOATING!!!!!!!!!!!!

ooooooo man.  HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!  last night was awesome.  i went to a party @ legacy's.  i had so much fun.  everyone was there.  O'dowd, Pete, Matt O, Rainman, Meg, Margret, Candice, Vikki, Jamie, ooooo man it was so kool.  hahahah Matt O came dressed up as weight watcher santa hahahahahahaha.  we watced scary movies and southpark.  then we went outside and messed around.  we bobbed for apples, but i didnt win.  then Angela, being the stupid person, asked me if the music was "Emo or Emu"  i was like "ITS EMO!  AND EMU IS A FREAKING BIRD THAT CANT FLY!!!!!!"  i have to work all day today. blech.  well, i have to go now.  soooooooo i'll be bak to edit this later!

LongView by Green Day

good ass song. leave a comment if u like it!:

Sit around and watch theTube but, nothing's on
Change the channels for
An hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for
A bit
I'm sick of all the same
Old shit
In a house with unlocked
Doors
And I'm fucking lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm
Going blind!!!
An I smell like shit

Peel me off this Velcro seat
And get me moving
I sure as hell can't do
It by myself
I'm feeling like a
Dog in heat
Barred indoors from the
Summer street
I locked the door to
My own cell
And I lost the key

I got no motivation
Where is my motivation
No time for motivation
Smoking my inspiration

Sit around and watch the
Phone, but no one's calling
Call me pathetic, call me
What you will
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the
One she's got
When masturbation's lostIts fun
You're fucking breaking

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored
I'm going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes
Slipping away to paradise
Some say "Quit or I'llGo blind"
But it's just a myth

Today was wicked awesome!  We got to dress up in skool.  i went as a hippie. i love this costume!  i'm gunna wear it all day.  or maybe not.  who knows.  i also just made the best profile in the world!  its all inside jokes w/ people.  o man, i already have my costumes for the rest of my high skool year.  next year, brian is gunna b a pimp, and he wants me to be his hoe!!!!!!!!!!!  weeeeeee!  hahaha.  and then in senior year, me and erin are going to be playboy bunnies!  i'm turning into such a slut!  hahah but who cares.  "get outta my house you catholic son of a bitch!".hahah beebo rox too.  well, this is a short entry cuz i dont have nething else to say.  soooooooo here's my profile: If u like it, leave a whale!(comment for all u non lj people)

~Lizzy~
Location:       Yaboos!

ERIN REILLY IS AWESOME!  SHE MADE THIS JOURNAL FOR ME!

Well, today sucked.  I didnt do anything.  I also feel extremely depressed for somereason.  Probably because i got into another fight with my mom.  O well.  I also wrote this thing today that i used as my away message.  I think that it's ok.  Erin told me that her life is awesome because she has awesome friends, awesome family, and a great boyfriend.  I have almost the complete opposite.  I have awesome friends, but not the greatest family recently.  I've been really stressed out lately.  Mostly because i've been fighting with my parents and that they are putting so much pressure on me to get good grades.  And I'm also trying to get this kid to like me.  But i dont think its working.  I dont think i'm going to be like this forever now, but probably just today.  Whatever.  Here's what i wrote:

"people are always telling us that we should look towards the future. Am i supposed to ignore all the shit that's going on right now?  Am i supposed to forget about all the heartake and anger that's taking place right now in the present and look towards the future?
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i dont think so. 

Ya, well i'm done.  bye

Man, it was a totally good day today.  I finally stopped sitting w/ angela.  shes such a bitch to me.  I sat w/ erin and all them.  I also got three lunches today!  Mr. Ricardo was actually kool today.  It was all pretty good until Graham had to bring up the topic of the ride to the Newport Mansions last year.  Now he remembers the name he called me, and hes been saying it all day!  Meh, i dont realli care.  Its kinda funny.  Matt also went up to some random kid today and shouts "koochi koochi!".  for those of u who dont get this, just im me if i'm online.  Uhhhhhhhh omg the ride was soooooo funni though.  Cuz the only seat left was infront of Brian and Graham.  THE ENTIRE RIDE THERE they would kick and like rock my seat.  And then Graham said i had a rough pussy, but who cares.  lol it was funni as hell. 

Favorite stuff from today: dude @ Wachusset running for prom QUEEN, Koochi Koochi, and It's the WHALE!

sry kinda hyper.  I'll be going now.  later